Ambien. No doubt about it.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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