so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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