I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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