we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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