That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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