But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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