Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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