Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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