just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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