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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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