Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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