You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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