McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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