you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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