WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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