look no pants
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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