she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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