My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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