she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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