Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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