I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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