I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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