Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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