belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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