none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
