I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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