are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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