you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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