I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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