How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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