what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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