Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just puked most of my soul out..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
