I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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