He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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