absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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