Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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