1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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