Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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