don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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