i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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