how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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