what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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