S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You were trust falling into bushes
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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