Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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