Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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