yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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