They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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