you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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