it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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