they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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