Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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