what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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